"Because they're Top", he said.
I was sitting in TD's office, dutifully responding to the comments from my 700 closest friends concerning my analysis summary note. The physics coordinator drops by, and we briefly discuss a couple of his questions concerning the note. We conclude and TD promises the final revised one for the public will be ready by four.
"Yeah," I said. "there's a Top practice talk for Moriond ElectroWeak. I gotta find out how they're going to say stuff there without having any results approved."
"What do you mean?" the physics coordinator asks.
"Well," I replied. "there's no notes up on your summary page for collaboration approval."
"Yeah, but they still have lepton + jets."
"How?"
"That's the one that got special consideration because of the spokespeople."
A moment of silence ensues.
"I see. And why are some pigs more equal than others?"
He didn't parse the reference to my knowledge. "Because they're Top." he said.
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To my credit, I didn't kill him on the spot. In fact, one might construe that I am one cold blooded snake, since I managed to keep my poker face, and merely asked comically for him to repeat that louder into my hidden mike. But a small vein in my forehead has begun to announce its presence.
Never let it be said that things are equitable around here.